apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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