We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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