ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
they need to just BURY HIM!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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