ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
