haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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