It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
A+ Viking dick
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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