Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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