Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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