Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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