On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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