He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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