Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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