it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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