He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
