that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
how drunk are you?
Several
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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