Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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