she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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