Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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