People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Randomize
