Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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