you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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