So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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