morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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