Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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