Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
