She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Randomize
