he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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