We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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