I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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