Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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