You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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