i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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