I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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