so explain again why im purple
no
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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