you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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