just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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