do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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