Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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