I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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