Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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