Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
