Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
