The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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