I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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