how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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