My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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