Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
