just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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