is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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