Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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