I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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