If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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