I wanna bring you to show and tell
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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