Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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