rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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